# 10. You Shall Not Pass 🧙🏻♂️
Yes, this commandment is just a nerdy joke. Made for fun.
Burnout will destroy you. A game needs to be fun, so if it’s not fun anymore, take a break.
The one advantage F2P Players have over whales is reduced FOMO. A limited-time cosmetic means nothing to you.
Yes, you will fall further behind by playing less, but F2P Players are always behind anyway. You play the long game.
This game is amazing, but PVE content will run out and PVP will get frustrating. The Matchmaking Wall is inevitable.
Come back when new PVE content is added, new Dueling Season begins. Maybe help improve this guide for F2P Players ( wink, wink ).
Don’t bang your head against the wall.
# The Whale & the F2P Player
A Whale was making fun of the F2P Player one day for being so weak.
“Will you ever reach Hall of Fame?” she asked with a mocking laugh.
“Yes,” replied the F2P Player, “and I get there sooner than you think. I’ll run you a race and prove it.”
The Whale was much amused at the idea of running a race with the F2P Player, but for the fun of the thing she agreed. So Warner Bros Games who had consented to act as judge, launched a new Dueling Season and started the duelers off.
The Whale soon reached a score of 7400 points at the Dueling Club, and to make the F2P Player feel very deeply how ridiculous it was for him to try a race with a Whale, she took a break from the game until the F2P Player should catch up.
The F2P Player meanwhile kept getting stronger slowly but steadily, and, after a time, passed the rank of the Whale at the Dueling Club. But the Whale was still on a break; and when at last she decided to play again, the F2P Player was very near the Hall of Fame. The Whale then spent an extra $500 on the game, and reached Hall of Fame before the F2P Player anyway.
Moral of the story: The whale usually wins.
The End.
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The 10 Commandments (shortcut):
- You Shall Invest in Power
- You Shall Become a Veteran
- You Shall Not Whine About P2W
- You Shall Whine About Matchmaking
- You Shall Not Gamble… Often
- You Shall Not Crave Thy Neighbor’s Cosmetics
- You Shall Hoard Like a Dragon
- You Shall Use Meta Decks
- You Shall Upgrade Strategically
- You Shall Not Pass 🧙🏻♂️
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